The bachelorette party was AH-mazing. We went for pedicures first. I brought Riesling and strawberries to start the party. Genie, Linz, and I each got our toes done, cracking up and laughing the whole time. Linz ended up with dark blue, Genie with bright red and a big "F and U" on her each of her big toes. Hilarious. Mine are a pretty Hawaiian oasis that I want to dive into. I really didn't ask for it, but once she started I couldn't ask her to stop.
Afterwards we met up for dinner at Buca Di Beppo with about eleven other girls. We had a blast opening bachelorette presents at a "family" restaurant, until the waiter asked her to take down the large dildo from the middle of the table. Hey! There weren't even any kids around. She loved the sexy pink and black bra and panties I got her. I also got her a framed picture that Brando took of her and Ry and had all the girls sign the mat before I gave it to her. She cried.
Later, we headed downtown to the Velveeta Room for inexpensive, funny comedy. The best part of the night was when Genie went out for a light sword and came back and swashbuckled the comedian at the knees with it. His comeback was, the funny thing is if I was to pin you down right now, I would be the one who got in trouble. It was shocking, hilarious, and I'm still not sure what she was thinking. I wouldn't expect anything less.
We made it to Jack-a-lope after that, but a Hell Dorado and a Petron tequila shot later and she was on the floor. A friend and I had to carry her home.
Thursday night was the boys cub scout Blue & Gold banquet night. Shawners got presented with his Tiger badge, and Justinbustin did a little skit. On the way home, Li texted to see if I was joining M, Ambs, and her at the Domain for a make-up girls night as M and her were out of town Monday. So I went home, changed, and went back out for a late night Thursday rendezvous at Kona Grill. Later, Li and I hit up Scooters while M took Ambs home.
Friday night Jen and I met up with a few girls I haven't seen since I was going to Sunday school regularly and we went and watched He's Not That Into You. The movie was depressing as sh*t, but Joni, Jen, and I went for gelatto afterwards. It was fun to see Joni, we've tried to get together a few times but it never seems to work out. Jen and I hadn't seen each other for a few weeks when the previous 8 months since she moved we've somehow managed to get together and go out once a week. She's so sweet, she gave me a little care package for Hawaii.
That pretty much sums up my week. Oh, and the people I nanny for sold their house and will be moving to a location that changes up how smoothly everything goes. We'll work it out and make it a well-oiled machine again, especially since we only have two months left for this.