Torched Paper

Ever tried to toast a piece of paper? Neither had I, til' tonight. Here I go trying to make garlic bread and the cookie sheet decides to grab a piece of paper that's under it and take it into the oven with it. Serving spoon and wooden spatula to the rescue, rigged together to make homemade "get paper out of the oven before it burns" tweezers. Yes I did turn the oven off before I attempted the tricky maneuver. It did come out nicely toasted, which I'm sure is quite a feat for paper.