Cute Sweet

On being a man: "No I'm not. I'm not a growin up. That's why I'm not the man."

On working out with weights: "I made pushups [Tinker Toy dumbbells] so we don't have to go to the business center."

On having lettuce in his hamburger: "Please don't order lettuce in my hamburger because every time I take it out because I won't eat it and I don't like it."

On bending over to have his popo wiped: "I don't want to be here all day."

On his gecko and his new gecko book: "Please draw a red and green gecko in here for me on this front page and the back page."