Monday, February 02, 2009

Reasons Not to Drink Any Time It's Offered

1. I will have pointful conversations.
2. I will have conversations with people I will more than likely see again.
3. I will not tell my life story to a person whose name I don't remember.
4. I will go to bed that night without getting upset.
5. I will wake up the next morning without a headache.
6. I will sleep through the night without waking up with dry mouth.
7. I won't beat myself up the next day for killing my liver.
8. Realizing these, I will continue to be more selective about the times I drink.

PS Sorry about the fonts on my site! They're all screwy and I haven't figured out how to fix it!


Camels & Chocolate said...

Um yeah, I don't know about you, but I think I've hit the age where every drink over one gives me a KILLER HANGOVER the next day....hate it! Boo!


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