Thursday, January 06, 2005

What Happens When A Mommy...

...doesn't feed herself until 4 o'clock in the afternoon? When she finally gets her food she starts shoveling it in while telling her kids "Please be quiet and give me quiet time. I need to fill up my tummy so that I stop being cranky." Absolute silence.

...replaces a bike tire? Grumbles to herself to herself the whole time that "Daddy should be doing this", but very proud of herself that she's doing it, all the while hoping that Daddy walks in on her while she is doing it. Instant guilt trip. Didn't happen. On the bright side Big Guy now has his bike back after 3 months.

...attempts to unclog the shower drain? Her oldest kid says, "It's like you're fishing!"



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